I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar

I have often been ridiculed for being in touch with my feminine side. I always considered that as a complement.

com-ple-ment (n) Something that completes or makes perfect; either of two parts needed to make whole

In this masquerade of life, I sometimes feel that I should go as a woman. If you have ever watched Monty Python or Bugs Bunny, dressing-up in drag is not only liberating, but hilarious! (Besides, I have great legs.)

And after reading a recent post by Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert cartoon, I am even more comfortable with my feminine side:

“The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. It’s just easier this way for everyone. You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You don’t punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don’t argue when a women tells you she’s only making 80 cents to your dollar. It’s the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.”–Scott Adams

But equal pay for equal work is one of those important battles.

May I propose an alternate, more radical strategy: When a woman tells you she’s only making 80 cents for every dollar made by a man for equal work, you should lobby for equal pay! Speaking at the fifth annual meeting of the Colloquium of University Presidents on April 4th, U.N. Secretary-General Ban-Ki Moon echoed this strategy when he said that unless we “come together on the path toward a better, more prosperous and harmonious world, we cannot claim we live in a harmonious world.”

Now, I recognize that men are, by their very nature, better than women at doing certain things….like farting. And women are naturally better at doing other things….like thinking.

God created Adam
from a clod of clay.
Recognizing Adam’s flaws,
God created Eve,
And turned Night into Day.

I now understand why women are lesbians. If I was a woman, I’d be a lesbian too.

Read More: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/03/25/scott-adam-sexist-mens-rights/#ixzz1J3gmqGPf

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One Response

  1. Older men declare war. But it is the youth that fight and die.

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