They Are All Winners, But There Is Only One “Stony”

Sisyphus pushes the boulder up the hill, and upon reaching the summit, he watches the stone roll back down.

NPR contibutes to the common good by offering insightful and unbiased analysis of news and wonderful fine arts programming. GOP lawmakers–led by idealogues who never learned that they should not run with scissors–cut its budget.

Sisyphus pushes the boulder up the hill, and upon reaching the summit, he watches the stone roll back down.

Zippy picked her University of Akron Zips to defeat Notre Dame in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.

Sisyphus pushes the boulder up the hill, and upon reaching the summit, he watches the stone roll back down.

Orit Fox kills a python with her tits. (There are worse ways to die!)

Sisyphus pushes the boulder up the hill, and upon reaching the summit, he watches the stone roll back down.

President Obama and Sen. Mitch McConnell, in what was probably an unintended show of bipartisanship, manage to strip facts of their meaning by sending them through the centrifuge of ideological spin.

All four nominees engaged in pointless, unending tasks to which we vainly try to attach meaning, but only one can bring home the “Stony.”

Cast your vote for the nominee who deserves the Sisyphus Award for the Comically Absurd!

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