Lighten Up

The Healthcare bill is now the law of the land.

And do you know what I noticed? The rivers do not flow with blood;  frogs, locusts and gnats do not plague the countryside (however, I may have head lice, but I have shampoo for that); the cattle do not suffer from plague; we are not covered with boils; and the first born still live. The bowels of Hell have not opened up, and the dead still sleep peacefully in their graves.

The impending apocalypse has been delayed.

People need to lighten up. So, here are a few original jokes to help lighten the mood:

  • How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None–they still live in the Dark Ages.
  • How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, because they are really good at screwing things.
  • How many members of Congress does it take to screw in a light bulb? I’ll let you know after the vote to end the debate on the Federal Light Bulb Bill.

Democracy is loud and ugly, but it can be so funny.

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