What Did He Say?

“Stand clear, stand clear, coming from the rear.”

Conductors say the funniest things.

 They witness the wildest antics, foil every devious scheme, and deal with every type of malcontent that know to travel the rails. It is no surprise that they tell the best stories and drop the best one-liners between Lake Michigan and the Fox River.

The best line I’ve ever heard was a conductor who, when told by a sleepy commuter from Elgin that he had already given the conductor his ticket, retorted, “I see lots of people on the train, and you are not that memorable.”

That was priceless.

What is the funniest thing you have heard a conductor say? Share your quote by clicking on the Comment button below.

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